Thursday, November 17, 2005

Story of "All on eyez this"

When I first made a post "All on eyez this", people were like "Dude. Isn't is All eyez on this?". Nobody saw the bigger picture. See people who add "spin" literally change the substance and style of a certain news item to change your opinion or atleast make an attempt at changing your opinion. So to all you fellow spinsters who like doing different things differently, I present to you some stuff I came across which can be categorized between "interesting" and "weird".

A weird theory page where they say the sky is a scrambled egg and the sun is the yolk. I know its all bullshit probably written by some out of work 20 year old. Damn!! The extents people go to when they want to "spin" science. Check it out.

Speaking of out of work 20 year olds, there is this guy who's started his own religion. See..to cut a long story short, we all know about Darwin's Natural Selection theory. Bush is trying to bring a new science subject to 9th graders called "Intelligent Design" to be taught along with Darwin's theory. This ID thing basically proposes "external" control a.k.a GOD.

To counter this, a 24 yr old guy called Bobby Henderson proposed the Flying Spaghetti Monster as a mark of protest. He is a self proclaimed prohet who had an encouter with a Flying Spaghetti n was touched by his "noodly appendage". Totally hilarious take on mocking the whole agenda of Bush & Religion. P.S. If you follow FSM then, in heaven you can find beer volcanoes and strip clubs, the increase in global temperature is due to decrease in number of pirates, this religion is also called "Pastafarirism". Dont miss this read. Too funny.

"Bush and Blair will lick your boots". Hafiz Abdur Rehman Makki is a hardcore islamic propaganda machine in Pakistan supporting them terrorists in the name of "Jihad". I quote "You are saying that the earthquake has occurred because the plates beneath the earth have dislocated. Oh foolish scientists, don't you know that the plates could have never moved without Allah's order?". Need I say more. Check out the saber rattling. His sermons attract lots of people on Fridays it seems. Bunch of lame d**ks who can't think for themselves.

Ihateganguly. This site offers a hate forum to vent your anger. What a bunch of jobless people to actually spend money to buy a domain name. And even more jobless people to post in this shit. But some of the jokes are hilarious.

People magazine has named its "sexiest men alive" list. #1 is Mathew McConaughey of "Sahara" fame. Comparing to the first list which had Mel Gibson as the sexiest man alive, People has again proved to be the industry d**k sucker.

Thats it for now folks, but watch this space. More "All on eyez this" posts now n then.

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