My Experiments with Environmental Science

Ok!! I've finally finshed giving the most annoying subject I've ever come across. Its "Principles of Environmental Science & Engineering". So that brings the tally of completed exams to 2.

Studying for this paper was such a pain. In my whole lifetime I've never sat in a chair for 4 hours and crammed till my brains were about to blow. All this because a bunch of my seniors scared me saying "Watch out Man!! That subject can prove to be tricky". And before writing the exam, something struck me. The paper is going to be corrected by some guy who would've paid for cheating his way into getting his degree. All he is going to glance thro my whole paper for 5 mins and fill up anything between 2-16 in each column.

So, I made up my mind. "The guy who is gonna correct this is not going to know bullshit. So why dont I slip in some abuses and give him a piece of my mind?"("Guy" here can be male/female but going by popular opinion and cliche most of the examiners are out of work post graduates calling themselves "lecturers"). My nasty mind got into work as soon as the exam started. Altho I had to write atleast a few lines related to the subject, I was working on the crap I can slip in. I've recollected the exact text from whatever I had written for a few questions which I jotted down in my question paper before turning the paper in. So here it goes.

Tactic #1 : "Causes for pollution : The causes for degradation of environment is enumerated by a total breakdown of law, order & socioecomic disorder. This is clearly highlighted by the permutations & combination followed by the mutation of biodegradable organic matter found in the earth's surface"

Marks : Probably a 2 on 2 coz it totally confuses the examiner & gives him an impression I know everything. Bingo!! Give them what they need & they'll just eat it. Even if its bullshit.

Tactic #2 : "Latent Heat : A factor U is called as latent heat of water given in the theory by Dr.Assojack."

Marks : No comments. Will be surprised if I get any coz I totally missed the point. But what the hell, this is Anna University.

Note : Notice the clever use of variables to basically imply that the examiner is a jackass if he gives me any mark for this.

Tactic #3 : "Give 4 protocols : Accodring to the Industrial Pollution Act, 1396, industries freeing effluents need be acted up on by the crack cane whipping technique specialising in the "polluter pays" principle."

Note : 1396 says it all. Wonder if industries existed then.

Tactic #4 : "Specific Heat : Its with a force F coupled with U acting on Consumers with K+ ions found in Unary organism in the biosphere"

Note : it deciphers to F**K + U

Phew!! Now just gotta wait and find out how much I get. My estimation is anywhere between 60-70 on 80. How come??????? Two words....

Anna University!!