5 Reasons Aamir Khan can't SHUT UP!!

The most interesting person I've come across in recent times is Mr.Aamir Khan. He's had 2 movies since Lagaan (which was like 5 yrs ago). He's acted in RDB, the biggest piece of trash being hailed as a classic and contemporary film. He's run his mouth more than once, at venues he has no business in the first place. He's had a hush-hush failed marriage, escapade with his current wife under the media's glare. He's what I would call, a publicity machine of this decade. Even if he scratches his balls, it makes the headlines. Why? Coz he's the cool, right thinking, in-your-face "teenage" role model your mom will want you to be /your mom will want you to marry.

Aamir Khan is now on my growing list of frowning hippies, anti-establishment "activists". The others in this distinguished list include Arundhati Roy, Medha Patkar and the likes. However, this isnt a personal tirade against any of the aforementioned. Anyone who thinks so, your imagination is running wild.

Coming back, aaaah.. Yes. 5 Reasons Aamir Khan can't SHUT UP!!

1. He's growing old and grumpy. He's woken up to the fact that he cant continue to make a living out of acting after some more years. He ain't the Big B who still does heroic roles in his own sweet way.

2. His personal life was in shambles and everything happened under the media hype, RDB helped hide some of that. Now, he has to move on to his next movie. So what does he do, he pulls a stunt like this to create more hype and publicity for "Fanaa", which takes the limelight away from Kajol (making a superb comeback). That ways he hogs centerstage.

3. He wants to ensure his acting career doesnt undergo "complete destruction" which for my local readers is what "Fanaa" means. So the more press he gets, the better it is.

4. Refer the first 2 lines. He's not having any movies to act in nowdays. Looks like he's on his way to finding an alternative career.

5. The girls love him. The guys admire him. Rang De Basanti rubbed off on all the "jelly" minds of young India. It wont last for long as someone else will grab his place. Make hay while the sun shines is what Jr.King Khan is thinking.

At the outset, I thought of writing 10 reasons. But everything seems to be coming back to one. "Cheap Publicity". So for all you movie stars out there, get your ass and support some hippie cult. You're stars will start to shine. Long live democracy!!

Game, Set & Match!! MK

And as usual, my vote went a waste. Although, Congrats to MK & Family for stealing victory from JJ's feet. I hope I dont get lynched by e-dmk supporters. But what the heck, this is democracy! Hip Hip Hurrah!!!

Battleground Set! FIGHT!!

ADMK+ or DMK+, democracy will speak. And so will I. Muhahahahaha!!!!!

Whoever wins, people are gonna be fooled yet again. But get your butt out and vote tommorow. Coz you cant complain abt shit until next time you get the chance to vote.


Psssst. To know abt my vote, click here

Eat My SHORTS!

I'm a LEGAL adult now. *French* the free world!

Ouch!

I'm a regular reader of this CNN IBN website which is supposed to be "India's first interactive news site". Brilliant! Just because they have comments enabled on most of their news, it becomes "interactive". However, I do have my thoughts on it.

Maybe its just my high-headedness or sumthin, most of their news content sucks. In their showbiz column, in a news report, they had spelt "Obie Trice" as "Obi Trice". Obviously, being a hiphop head, I commented sayin "Get ur facts right". Voila! Its comment moderated. Just like this blog. And the nincompoop never published my comment. Sad. Its not as interactive as I thought.

Anyways, most of their live news also sucks bigtime with most of them reporting wrongly, frequently changing facts. Rajdeep Sardesai has failed to live up to the hype. However, NDTV has not cashed in on the oppurtunity and in fact suck even more nowdays when it comes to reporting live. RS is being missed in the "Big Fight". Everyone's running for their piece of Gandhi.(Scroll down).

Coming back, http://www.ibnlive.com is really a farce. They got videos that run at snails pace on a broadband connection. They got a heavily moderated "interactive" comments section. Hundreds of Google Ad Sense Ads. Journos blogging for the heck of it. Some good. Some really pathetic. But hey, most of the people visiting the place seem to lap it up. I hate it. My hate for it can also be attributed to the fact that idiots seem to comment on hiphop topics and get it published whereas, I, someone who's followed it for 7 years and read up on almost everything in its history, dont get to make myself heard with a "democratic" comment. Perhaps they dont like criticism. Bunch of scaredy cats.

After reading my CNN-IBN bashing for the past 3 mins, I'll give you an excerpt I got from Chika's Blog there (Mr.Krishnamachari Srikkanth). This is a true "Ouch" moment.

Ulhas Shirke : Robin Uthappa reminds us of Kris Shrikanth of 1983. He has found his place in the Indian team at the most crucial time, when the selectors were on the look out for an opener, who would play aggressively as an opener like a typical one day player. he fitted into this category, with his superb performance. This boy will be very useful for the 2007 world cup. a perfect one day player. ( Posted: Saturday , April 15, 2006 at 23:02 )

----->>> ulhas - please dont compare robin uthappa with srikanth. robin is a far better and dashing batsman than srikanth and also robin is a responsible player. ( Posted by sneha on Saturday , April 15, 2006 at 23:13 )

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Dont belive the mod actually allowed that! These guys make me wanna rub **** on their.....naaah. I'll save that for later. So till next time, this is the big N signing out.

P.S : Where does Gandhi exist nowdays???? Think..

R.I.P Proof a.k.a DeShaun Holton

"They say the good die young........"

DeShaun Holton (October 2, 1975 – April 11, 2006)

On April 11, 2006, Proof suffered a fatal gunshot wound to the head at approximately 4:30am EDT (08:30 UTC) following an argument at the CCC Club — where Proof had begun his career years earlier — on 8 Mile Road in Detroit, Michigan. He was then taken by private vehicle to St. John Conner Creek, an outpatient treatment site, and was pronounced dead on arrival shortly thereafter. According to reports, Holton died instantly. Another man, Kevin McLaughlin, who was shot along with Proof, is in critical condition at the same hospital.

Police have no suspects in the shooting, but McLaughlin's family members claim that Proof was the one who shot him before being shot himself.

On April 12, 2006, Mario Etheridge, 28, of Detroit was taken police custody after turning himself in. Mario was a bouncer at the C.C.C. Club where Proof was shot. "Police said he is a cousin of Keith Bender Jr., the bouncer who was allegedly shot by Proof during the fight." The fight that started inside the club is reported to be over a pool game. The argument was taken outside where "A shot was fired in the air, Proof allegedly pistol-whipped Bender, knocked him to the ground and then shot him. Etheridge then allegedly open fire on the rapper, striking him four times in the head and chest. " Etheridge is a cousin of Keith Bender Jr., the bouncer who was allegedly shot by Proof during the fight."

Official police reports state that Proof fired the first bullet at Keith Bender, 35, another person at the club, hitting him in the head and leaving him in critical condition. Following Proof's death, rapper Snoop Dogg called on fellow musicians to unite, describing the incident as "a loss to the hip-hop community".

Proof was known as Eminem's longtime right hand man. Known for his freestyle ability, the Detroit emcee also served as Slim's hype man during concerts.

Proof's untimely death has overwhelmed his friends, fans, his peers in the music industry and Detroit residents who loved his friendly demeanor.

"I've seen him everywhere," said Kimani Journery, a local promoter who along with other fans had gathered out of the Triple C club to pay respect. "He was just real. He was no problem starter. He was just love."

"He never made it seem like he was better than anybody else" added Linette Knight, a close of friend of Proof's. "He stayed humble, he never forget where he came from. It feels like somebody just punched a hole in the atmosphere and just left it there. There is a giant void here. It hit me hard just because I knew him before he got to where he was. It's a loss...a big loss."

Proof is survived by wife Sharonda, sons DeShaun Rice and Elija Abel, and daughter Katieva Walker.

Whats all the fuss about

Disclaimer : This post is written for its sheer satirical nature and is intented to poke fun at people who I think act funny. You may have your views about it. Good. We respect each other's views and move on as the World's Greatest Democracy.

Medha Patkar is fasting for the 8th day straight. So, Why should everyone give a damn? I'll tell you why. Since the death of Gandhi, we haven't had someone to call a "peaceful" fighter. The BJP, Shiv Sena n their likes beat the crap out of anyone who comes their way. The Congress does shitty submissive stuff like pulling a political stunt out of resignations n take the so called moral high ground.

Medha Patkar is the only hippie who's had the guts to belive in something and actually pull of a big stunt like this. By holding a whole government to ransom, using her cult following n news-hungry channels, she's trying to do the impossible. MAKING THE GOVERMENT ACT PEACFULLY ON A CONTROVERSIAL ISSUE

Ground Reality : Sardar Sarovar dam was built. So many villages submerged. Govt of India rehabilitated them. The Narmada Bachao Andolan tried its best to stop them from doing anything. As usual, it fell on deaf ears. Now, they're gonna increase the height again. More villages are going to get submerged. Medha Patkar goes on a hunger strike to make the government promise proper rehab n stop increase of height. She's fighting for her life n gaining sympathy. Thus making a mockery of what we call democracy.

The greatest thing about governments anywhere in the world, is to push policy thro the backdoor and face the wrath rather than openly debate on it, maybe abandoning it at the end. That is seen as a failure of the government. Major political gimmicks later, you may see the government falling. All these, no government will be willing to bring upon themselves. So wat do they do? Slyly push controversial stuff thro.

Like the Ordinance for office of profit, inter-linking of rivers and several such disputes. Some fail. Some succeed.

Coming back to the hippies. Medha Patkar, Arundhati Roy and other hippies sitting on a hunger strike can even starve to death. The goverment will NOT give a damn. Govt will only lower their offers to something like a better rehab package. The dam height will be raised. This is money we're talking about. In the face of Capitalistic invasion of India, Patkar n her cult can't do much to fight for the aam-aadmi. The aam-aadmi must learn to fight for him/herself n work his living out. If he/she can't, then join a cult like the aforementioned.

What we see now is a total failure on the part of the Legislative, Judiciary and all the netas to solve an issue concerning the people of India. Also, its a shame that hippies like Patkar are encouraged to continue such facades and wasting their time when their voices will continue to be supressed. All of them have lost touch with reality.

As I conclude, I do wish Medha Patkar and her cult all the very best in their efforts to try changing the attitudes of the goverment. If she does succeed, it is dangerous. For every tom and harry neta turned hippie will start going on hunger-strikes and hold a nation to emotional blackmail. Bottomline, both Patkar and the Govt should end up as losers.

Long Live Gandhi (on rupee notes).
Long live democracy (the very fact she's not been put into jail or made to focibly eat is inspiring enough)
Long live such cults (they make news channels strike a chord wid public emotionally)

P.S : If you're fuming after reading this, this democracy in the 21st Century man. Wake UP!!

Vettaiyadu Vilayadu - Karka Karka a.k.a Karke Karke Lyrics

After a long gap, I got an excuse to post. As u may know by know, Kamal Hassan's next film is the Goutham Menon NY based cop-story "Vettaiyadu Vilayadu". The soundtrack is kinda ok, but what caught my ears is a full fledged rap, r&b by some weirdo. I can only figure out a "Top Dollar n (s)curry Little" or weird ass name like that frm the lyrics. The guy actually gives shoutouts to his crew n all. Nice to see "mainstream rap" being used in tamil popular film music.

Without further delay, I bring u the lyrics to this rap number. Its byfar the best I've heard in Indian Film Music. BIG ups to Harris Jayaraj! Keep doin ur thing boy!!

Lyrics:

Raghavan, Stay in the process
Top dollar curry lil's, (akindajaan??) ready
Lets go (go go go......repeat *scratch*)

Verse 1:
Male:
Karka Karka kallam karka
endru sonna naman
Kallam kartra kalvar ullam
matikolam aran
Nirka Nirka neermel nirka
katrukonda naran
Sutru Sutrum kaatrai pole
engum selvan ivan

Thuppaki matrum thotta vei thaan
kaadhalithan
Endralum kaakhi sattaiyai thaan
kaipidithaan
Than saavai sattai payil vaithu
engeyum selgindraaaaannn

Who's the man on the land that can stand now
Who's the man on the land that can stand down

Karka Karka kallam karka
endru sonna naman
Kallam kartra kalvar ellam
matikolam aran
Nirka Nirka neermel nirka
katrukonda naran
Sutru Sutrum kaatrai pole
engum selvan ivan

Verse 2:
Maaveeramum, orre nermayum
kai korthu kolla
Agharaadhiyo, adha RAGHAVAN
enna artham solla
Adhigaaramo, aarbatammo
ivan pechil illa
Mun aaivadhil, pin payvadhil
ivan puliyil pillai

(Ooooo)
Kaakiyin sattaikum undu
nal karrupu karupugal endru
Kaakiyai thandavan thaane
iru kaigalai kulikkiduvane
Oru thiriyum, neruppum
kaadhal kondral thondrum thottram ivan dhaane


Karka Karka kallam karka
endru sonna naman
Kallam kartra kalvar ellam
matikolam aran
Nirka Nirka neermel nirka
katrukonda naran
Sutru Sutrum kaatrai pole
engum selvan ivan

Thuppaki matrum thotta vei thaan
kaadhalithan
Endralum kaakhi sattaiyai thaan
kaipidithaan
Than saavai sattai payil vaithu
engeyum selgindraaaaannn

You speed and you get pulled over
And the breath analyzer test provides proof that you aint sober
Good Cop!
Stop the beat, it could be my daughter crossing the street
If your brand new Buick Skylark, a work of art
and its not sitting in the last place you parked
Good Cop!
Run the place, I'ma see the little thief right after the court gate
Look, a lotta of us see police as foes
I ain't tryin to knock ur hussy, due to each his own
But when u get voilated and the beef is on
And u living with ur mom's and u see they aint grown
You gonna see my song n read my poem
And know that top dollar the scurry cannot be that wrong
Screw you manhood tops (heart)
Few good cops!

Verse 3:
Kan aayiram Kai aayiram ena degam kolla
Iboomiyil nadamaadidum ivan dheivam alla
(whoa) Vaan suriyan oru naalile kaanamal ponal
(pa pa, pa pa pa)
a vaannaye muzhu virpanai
seidenum nirpaaan

Nara vettaigal vettaigal aada
Iru kaaigalin viralgal neelzha
Ethirigal ethirigal saaya
Senguruthiyil vegangal thoya
Oru accham accham ennum solla
theeyil ittu theerthane


Female:
Karka Karka kallam karka
endru sonna naman (gotta love it y'all)
Kallam kartra kalvar ellam
matikolam aran
aaan Nirka Nirka neermel nirka
katrukonda naran (stand up now)
Sutru Sutrum kaatrai pole
engum selvan ivan (aha oooh ahan)

Male:
Thuppaki matrum thotta vei thaan
kaadhalithan
Endralum kaakhi sattaiyai thaan
kaipidithaan
Than saavai sattai payil vaithu
engeyum selgindraaaaannn
Who's the man on the land that can stand now
Who's the man on the land that can stand down
Who's the man on the land that can stand now
(Who's the man on the land that can stand down)

Who's the man on the land that can stand now
Who's the man on the land that can stand down
Who's the man on the land that can stand now
(Who's the man on the land that can stand down......echo fade out)

Orkut's Hitch

There's this funny guy in Orkut. Ok. For those who didnt know wat Orkut is, its a social networking service offered by google where you put up your personal details and google sells them to make money. Anyways, I was flipping thro lots of communities and came across one started by a Pakistani dude called Nazim. I really dont know if there is some guy, but who ever is behind the key board in his name, has LOTS of funny bones.

The community is called "Nazim lovship and friadship". Its a hitch type of service where this Nazim guy helps ppl with their relationship problems. Here comes the funny part.

"HEY U ALL ORKUT PERSONS.WOMAN,MAN GALS & BOYS AND EVERYONE IN ORKUT.NAZIM SAY LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP TO ALL.I JOIN ORKUT FOR SOLVE ALL GIRLS AND MANS LOVESHIP AND FRIANDSHIP PROBLEMS. I WANT LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP GROWTH.ALL PERSONS JOIN MASTER NAZIM COMMUNITY AND SAY YOUR PROBLEM PROPERLY.I HELP GIRLS AND WOMENS BUT BOYS ALSO.JOIN2DAY AND SAY NAZIM YOUR PROBLEM.I ANSWER YOUR SAYINGS HERE.NAZIM BEST PLAYER OF LOVESHIP NAD FRIANDSHIP SO ALL U COME THEN AND JOIN ALSO.ALL PROBLEMS NAZIM SOLVES.LOVESHIP & FRIANDHIP FOR ALL, MESSAGE OF NAZIM.I COME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS AND SAY MESSAGE OF LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP ALSO.I SAY TRUTHFUL SAYINGS OF YOUR PROBLEM.NOT GO TO FALSE SAYINGS PERSONS.COME FOR NAZIM HAKEEM.NASIM MASTER OF LOVESHIP AND FRIANDSHIP AND ROMANCE ALSO

NOTE:"NO BAD TALKS HERE.ONLY PROPER TALK OF LOVESHIP AND ROMANCE AND FRIANDSHIP ALSO".

SAY ALL QUESTIONS OF LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP AND MARRIGING PROBLEMS ALSO IN LOVE.I SOLVE EVERYTHING AND EVERY TYPE PROBLEMS.
LOVSHIP FOR ALL
SAYS NAZIM HAKEEM"

I'm still rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!! Oh. Think milk is comin out my nose..

P.S : If u in orkut, check this out. You'll have a laugh riot Orkut Worst Pickup/Intros Profiles

Benares is Burning..

Terrorist attack, blood seen in the shacks
holy town bruised faces terror's wrath
the path we gotta take aint known to me
coz I'm alone sittin safe n peacfully
the whole of India cries with it tears
when people they dont know, are no longer here

What I see is this tremendous strength
people of all religions with peacful intent
we belive in God, to save our souls
say rest in peace, when one goes home
its a sad day, but life gotta move on
coz if we dont, terrors mission' won

All the politicians taking mileage of emotions
you lost my 2 paise, you need the commotions
to help you in the quest of the power
you love so much, we dont need you this hour
To all my brothers n sisters greiving this day
tommorows a new begining, in every possible way


Peace out to the families greiving the loss of their loved ones in Varanasi (Benares), U.P.

It was all a DREAM!!

"It was all a dream..It was all a dream... It was all a dreeee-eee--ammm..

Had a dream I said, bout who he said?
Bout VJ. I said, that's big he said
Dig he said, proceed he said
Indeed I said, so - breathe I did
Don't repeat what I say I said, he said nothin
He agreed with his head, he just nodded like this
What I believe to be a yes I re-peated what was said
It came to me like a .. well as even I said
"You're going places" was the greeting he said
First thing I wanted to know, what's the reason he was dead?
"Destiny, I cant change that" he said
"Dont keep worrying bout life" he said
I see I said, I belive I said
Got the whole world watchin me I said
Then VJ said, "Nav' remind yourself
nobody built you up, you designed yourself"
I agree I said, my one of a kind self
What he said, I said, has been said before
"Just keep doin your thing" he said, say no more"

This is my version of Jay Z's B.I.G "A Dream". Dedicated to my best friend Vijay who's memories will be close to my heart for the rest of my life.

It was all a dream. I'm not the studious types. But I just got my results n got 83%. All the hard work I dedicate to him.

How I wish he could be here to celebrate with me.