Friday, May 26, 2006

5 Reasons Aamir Khan can't SHUT UP!!

The most interesting person I've come across in recent times is Mr.Aamir Khan. He's had 2 movies since Lagaan (which was like 5 yrs ago). He's acted in RDB, the biggest piece of trash being hailed as a classic and contemporary film. He's run his mouth more than once, at venues he has no business in the first place. He's had a hush-hush failed marriage, escapade with his current wife under the media's glare. He's what I would call, a publicity machine of this decade. Even if he scratches his balls, it makes the headlines. Why? Coz he's the cool, right thinking, in-your-face "teenage" role model your mom will want you to be /your mom will want you to marry.

Aamir Khan is now on my growing list of frowning hippies, anti-establishment "activists". The others in this distinguished list include Arundhati Roy, Medha Patkar and the likes. However, this isnt a personal tirade against any of the aforementioned. Anyone who thinks so, your imagination is running wild.

Coming back, aaaah.. Yes. 5 Reasons Aamir Khan can't SHUT UP!!

1. He's growing old and grumpy. He's woken up to the fact that he cant continue to make a living out of acting after some more years. He ain't the Big B who still does heroic roles in his own sweet way.

2. His personal life was in shambles and everything happened under the media hype, RDB helped hide some of that. Now, he has to move on to his next movie. So what does he do, he pulls a stunt like this to create more hype and publicity for "Fanaa", which takes the limelight away from Kajol (making a superb comeback). That ways he hogs centerstage.

3. He wants to ensure his acting career doesnt undergo "complete destruction" which for my local readers is what "Fanaa" means. So the more press he gets, the better it is.

4. Refer the first 2 lines. He's not having any movies to act in nowdays. Looks like he's on his way to finding an alternative career.

5. The girls love him. The guys admire him. Rang De Basanti rubbed off on all the "jelly" minds of young India. It wont last for long as someone else will grab his place. Make hay while the sun shines is what Jr.King Khan is thinking.

At the outset, I thought of writing 10 reasons. But everything seems to be coming back to one. "Cheap Publicity". So for all you movie stars out there, get your ass and support some hippie cult. You're stars will start to shine. Long live democracy!!

10 comments:

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  3. well, i have no idea who left those 2 comments were but i certainly did not delete them!!

    godamn hippies!! this blog is not comment moderated. say wat u say #$%^%$#@#$%^

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  4. I always suspected that Aamir Khan is talking about NBA and dam oustees to gain some cheap publicity. What is surprising is BJP is doing what he might have expected them to do. Actors doing anything to remain in limelight is shamless.

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  5. lol. hasnt it been some 2 yrs since the BJP even lost relevance in Indian politics?

    besides, they themselves are caught between a rock n a hardplace in the reservation row.

    Aamir even run his mouth about Kashmiri Pundits getting displaced. Next, I expect him to join the AIIMS ppl, landless farmers in AP, tea workers in NEast and whole bunch of groups. If he doesnt, then it becomes very clear. everything was for the publicity of Fanaa

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  6. Dude, take it easy man.

    What has he done to you. Lol

    I agree, he does run a mouth a little. You cant help it though, with the number of people from the media attacking him.

    Still is a great actor, Fanaa was a good watch.

    Nice blog, funny its the first time, Ive come here. Will blogroll you.

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  7. uh..thot i've seen a comment by u on my earlier post. anyways, i like aamir too. but just thot this hype was a below the belly blow on ppl who look for good publicity n spend on it. ppl who promote films the "right" way.

    by pulling this stunt, he's ensured a buzz. so i guess he's not so dumb afterall. he's got his money back

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  8. he is on his business to make the publicity to encash more money.. whuy to bother my dear friend. let him to do it and live

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  9. sure! let him live. n by us not talkin against it, we are letting all the ppl like him live. hail democracy!

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  10. hahahaa.. this post was written with ass kissers like u in mind. get a mind of ur own and stop joining the aamir khan cult. that was one of the point of the whole post. and to point out that he does all this cheap publicity. the very fact that he is an avg actor, he's takin all the youngsters for a ride. where was his sense of "activism" before RDB? he's doin it for money. enuff said if u still havent realised it

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