Guess who's back

Ok...I know its been a long time.. but i'm back..

After a brief hibernation from the blogging world, I've made my grand return. Its the time to roll the red carpet and make monkeys dance. Contrary to the belief that I got busy in life n all, I have pretty much been jobless. Listening to rap as usual. Reading up why George "Dubya" made the white house make a tele movie about his dog. And of course getting updates on the latest happenings in filmdom.

The last week has seen a lot of shit happening in the world. The Kashmir quake, Australia winning the super series and the Chinese taking to space. Apparently the Chinese version of Astronauts are going to be called "Taikonauts". Basically i think that means "take-ur-nuts". Seems China bought all the space suits from Russia and modified Soyuz to their "made in China" spacecraft. There goes another field where we can say "Yay! India is more superior".

Coming back to the Australia winning super series. How do you expect a team full of guys who maybe meeting for the first time in their life to go win a team who've been kicked in the groin and are dying to redeem themselves. Its like a team of ranji players picked from various cities to take on the Indian Team and expected to win hands down (although i wont be surprised if that happens).

And for the Pak Quake, they want the helicopters from India but not the pilots. Great. So the ISI can transport Bin Laden back to afghanistan or wat? By the way, the reason I'm writing in the reverse order of events i mentioned is the influence of a movie called "Memento"( apparently Gajini's original). The whole movie starts from the climax n ends with the begining. Still don't have a clue what the whole movie was about.

More madness and ramblings to follow as my epic journey of life moves on. Today i say "Life's a bitch". Tommorow i may be quoted as the one who said "Before the Internet, I should either be a celebrity or be dead to have my say, but now, its payback time maaaannn!!!" Long live Blogging. Long live the dumb intelligent people reading this.