Orkut's Hitch

There's this funny guy in Orkut. Ok. For those who didnt know wat Orkut is, its a social networking service offered by google where you put up your personal details and google sells them to make money. Anyways, I was flipping thro lots of communities and came across one started by a Pakistani dude called Nazim. I really dont know if there is some guy, but who ever is behind the key board in his name, has LOTS of funny bones.

The community is called "Nazim lovship and friadship". Its a hitch type of service where this Nazim guy helps ppl with their relationship problems. Here comes the funny part.

"HEY U ALL ORKUT PERSONS.WOMAN,MAN GALS & BOYS AND EVERYONE IN ORKUT.NAZIM SAY LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP TO ALL.I JOIN ORKUT FOR SOLVE ALL GIRLS AND MANS LOVESHIP AND FRIANDSHIP PROBLEMS. I WANT LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP GROWTH.ALL PERSONS JOIN MASTER NAZIM COMMUNITY AND SAY YOUR PROBLEM PROPERLY.I HELP GIRLS AND WOMENS BUT BOYS ALSO.JOIN2DAY AND SAY NAZIM YOUR PROBLEM.I ANSWER YOUR SAYINGS HERE.NAZIM BEST PLAYER OF LOVESHIP NAD FRIANDSHIP SO ALL U COME THEN AND JOIN ALSO.ALL PROBLEMS NAZIM SOLVES.LOVESHIP & FRIANDHIP FOR ALL, MESSAGE OF NAZIM.I COME TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS AND SAY MESSAGE OF LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP ALSO.I SAY TRUTHFUL SAYINGS OF YOUR PROBLEM.NOT GO TO FALSE SAYINGS PERSONS.COME FOR NAZIM HAKEEM.NASIM MASTER OF LOVESHIP AND FRIANDSHIP AND ROMANCE ALSO

NOTE:"NO BAD TALKS HERE.ONLY PROPER TALK OF LOVESHIP AND ROMANCE AND FRIANDSHIP ALSO".

SAY ALL QUESTIONS OF LOVSHIP AND FRIANDSHIP AND MARRIGING PROBLEMS ALSO IN LOVE.I SOLVE EVERYTHING AND EVERY TYPE PROBLEMS.
LOVSHIP FOR ALL
SAYS NAZIM HAKEEM"

I'm still rolling on the floor laughing my ass off!! Oh. Think milk is comin out my nose..

P.S : If u in orkut, check this out. You'll have a laugh riot Orkut Worst Pickup/Intros Profiles